Kotaku Off Topic_ What The Duck
Published on January 01, 0001
Let’s not talk about video games right now. Let’s instead take this opportunity to talk about things like Howard the Duck. I mean, really, there’s no Howard the Duck video game! Oh wait. There was. Regardless, Howard the Duck is a terrible movie and I feel equally as terrible for subjecting my poor parents who had to take me to the theater to see it. I was pretty young when it came out, but I clearly recall yono all rummy being horrified by 
the prospect of duck nipples and the sexual tension between Howard and Lea Thompson’s character. Actually, let’s stop the Howard the Duck conversation right now… Meet the men who could play Spider-Man – I’ll take whatever, just keep Peter Parker nerdy. ABC wants to reboot J.J. Abrams’ Alias? – Gary Coleman in ‘critical condition’ 
– Arnold just can’t catch a 
break. 🙁 How to be a food snob – “You don’t have to be a jerk to have a palate like one.” Two-year old smokes 40 cigarettes yono all app a day – And he’s a little bit of a all yono rummy porker. It’s a little fucked up.
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