Kotaku 'Shop Contest_ Bored on the Fourth of July Winners

Last week, we celebrated the rummy master birth of democracy on Earth and were reminded that you can’t put a measure rummy modern on freedom, though it is at most 1200 pixels wide. Thanks to you, we defiled a great document and were no doubt placed on many enemies lists with our shameful desecration of history. When the time comes to declare our independence, I hope Zak_Canard signs his name the largest, and with a flourish. He got his own post on Monday (after I pointed out his ‘Shop to our in-house Australian, Luke.)(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); https://kotaku.com/you-dont-need-a-continental-congress-when-youve-got-an-5579681 But it wasn’t the best. Nyleveia probably just won himself a job in marketing with SCEA; boopadoo’s entries, among the usual 327 he submits, was the most topical and praiseworthy. Kneadederaser and bawb3 had similar ideas but different executions. Pixiebutt and bungz made pop culture appeals that can’t go unpunished. Verno77’s would have been champion, if not for Ritz’s impeccable, poster-worthy Founding Father Fortress 2 mashup. So, take that Zak, and all you stinkin’ Australians. Remember, rummy nabob we kicked your asses in the Spanish-American War of 1812, or somethin’. See you tomorrow! Update: Action Fitz rolled a 19 saving throw and makes it in as this week’s 21st winner. I hope not to make a habit of this, but for the more popular contests, someone might miss out. The snubbed-but-worthy will be accommodated. Action Fitz – The 21st Winner. Akrid bawb3 boopadoo bungz cyberleader EdificeComplex Iraito JamSammich Jimmy_Jazz kneadederaser Moral_Paradox Nyleveia PhilMetalJacket Pixiebutt psykofaze Ritz – This week’s Winner Stuky Verno Zak Canard zedhead287