Look Away, Dark Souls Fans. Just Look Away.
Published on January 01, 0001
GameStop and Bandai Namco would really like you to preorder Dark Souls III. They made a mobile game about it called 
Slashy Souls. Want to play it? I wouldn’t bother. Despite the gif above being pulled from Polygon’s direct feed video of Slashy Souls in action, I did bother to download the free GameStop published iOS and Android game this morning and give it a go. Something felt off from the startup screen.
The feeling of unease only grew once the title screen loaded. The feeling subsided briefly during gameplay. Slashy Souls is a runner game featuring u31.com เข้าสู่ระบบ 2D pixel renditions of series villains, traps and equipment. There are no instructions, no on-screen prompts. It’s a figure it out for yourself sort of game.cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"1761796922","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); 
If you want a richer gaming experience with deeper combat and basic tutorials explaining how to do simple things, then maybe you should preorder Dark Souls III at GameStop. Oh god. u31 ทางเข้า They u31 เข้าสู่ระบบ got to me. Help me Luke Plunkett! https://kotaku.com/stop-preordering-video-games-1713802537 Whew. So far my favorite part of Slashy Souls was the bit where the game crashed and the screen went all pinkish purple.
More pink than anything, I guess. The rest of the game feels a bit markety. Slashy Souls is now available on iOS and Android. You really shouldn’t. 
To contact the author of this post, write to [email protected] or find him on Twitter @bunnyspatial
Reader Comments
Recommended Reading
What If The Year's Biggest Games Were Clunky Old Text Adventures_
That’s [[link]] a question PC Gamer asked themselves over the course of the last week, re-imagining 2012 blockbusters like Mass Effect 3, Far Cry 3 and Assassin’s Creed III as primitive text-based adventure ga...
Keep ReadingA 24-Hour Movie Made Of 24 Hours' Worth Of Movie Clocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp4EUryS6ac Yep, there have been enough [[link]] movies to do something like this. In 2010, Multimedia artist Christian Marclay created “The Clock,” a 24-hour long film installa...
Keep ReadingThis Week In The Business_ Taking Aim At Metacritic
QUOTE | “Nobody here ever bothers about Metacritic. [[link]] We think of it as irrelevant, quite frankly. We only concentrate on what the users think.” – Rebellion CEO Jason Kingsley, explaining why they don’t...
Keep Reading
ReelFanatic2068
I really enjoy playing the slot games here. The variety is amazing, from classic reels to modern video slots with interactive bonus rounds. Every spin feels like an adventure, and the graphics and sound effects are top-notch, making the experience immersive and exciting. Sometimes I wish there were more ways to earn rewards through loyalty programs or frequent player bonuses. Adding seasonal events or special challenges could enhance the excitement even further. The promotions and bonuses offered are very generous. I especially love the daily free spins and deposit bonuses. They make playing even more enjoyable and increase my chances of winning big. The platform keeps me engaged for hours every day.
BetGuru9748
The mobile interface is smooth and intuitive. I can play all my favorite slots on the go without experiencing any lag or glitches. The design is responsive and user-friendly, which makes gaming on my phone just as enjoyable as on my computer. The variety of games is excellent, including table games like blackjack, roulette, and baccarat, in addition to slots. This keeps the platform interesting and allows me to switch games depending on my mood.
ReelFanatic718
Customer support has been outstanding whenever I had any issues. They respond quickly and professionally, ensuring that any concerns with deposits, withdrawals, or gameplay are addressed immediately, which makes me trust the platform more. The progressive jackpots are thrilling, and it's exciting to watch the jackpot amounts grow as more players spin the reels. I hope they add even more jackpot slots because it adds a lot of excitement to the gameplay. The mobile interface is smooth and intuitive. I can play all my favorite slots on the go without experiencing any lag or glitches. The design is responsive and user-friendly, which makes gaming on my phone just as enjoyable as on my computer.