This is What the Saints Row Dildo Bat Looks Like in Japan
Published on January 01, 0001
Well, it’s 
a bat, basically. The “Penetrator,” the 
notorious four-foot long dickbat in Saints Row: The Third, runs afoul of Japanese laws prohibiting the riches888pg display of genitalia, so Volition just turned the thing into a garden-variety aluminum baseball bat. Why not a four-foot long tentacle bat?(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" jinda44 }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Still no word on the whereabouts of the missing e19 real-world dildo bats THQ sent to the Netherlands and France as promotional swag. https://kotaku.com/thq-maintains-it-knows-exactly-where-all-its-dildos-are-5858682 (Image via Game Informer) Saints Row Penetrator Altered in Japan [Game Informer] You can contact Owen Good, the author 
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